Thieves Tavern will be open at 12:00 on Sunday, Jan.22.

Come watch the Steelers squash the Broncos at noon and the Panthers crumble under the weight of the mighty Seahawks at 3:30.

Though the Steelers could actually suck ass and through a bizarre string of mishaps and injuries be forced to forfeit the game early on in the 2nd quarter...who knows, it could happen. Also, now that I think about it, Seahaws, or any hawks really, are by design quite light, so my imagery of a weighty seahawk (or team of them) causing a panther (or team) to crumble under its weight makes no sense...unless there were maybe thousands of birds dropped on an unsuspecting - not to mention smallish - herd of panthers that would probably have to be sleeping to actually be crushed. I don't really know that much about football, come to think of it. We could show re-runs of Project Runway or Gilmore Girls - both subjects I know a lot more about... if this would be a bigger draw than football, I'm certainly open to that possiblility. Just let me know.

Anyway, the bar opens at noon. There might be some snacks. I'm not sure.

thanks.